I Need Your Advice Please ......

[Gizmonster]

Just in time for Xmas, I've been offered 8 legs of venison for 40 quid.
Do you reckon it's two deer????

Okay ... I'll grab my coat now ...

[JJ109]

Buck up your jokes please

[emmie]

don't reindeer on my parade....

[Patsy33]

I was offered eight legs of young partridge. Apparently, going cheap...

[Eleena]

Some very funny posts/ answers on here today :0)

[sunny-dave]

Stop fawning over the OP - he needs to lie fallow after that offering ...

[mccfluff]

you might roe the day you posted this

[Patsy33]

Doe!

[RATTER15]

Oh deer deer!!

[albaqwerty]

Vixen will have no doubt prancer-ed their way down the road with the 40 quid.

[Voltage]

some vealy good replies

[JJ109]

I'm staggered at all the replies you've had. I had no eye deer there would be as many puns

[emmie]

i will be dancing and prancing around the place and probably getting blizen off my face, before dashing to the loo to throw up that doner i had the night before, my nose looks like rudolf on a bad night.

[Gizmonster]

So whist we're on deer related jokes ....
What do u call a deer with no eyes??
..... No idea.
What do u call a deer with no eyes and no legs??
..... Still no idea.
What do u call a deer with no eyes and no legs, next to a hole??
.... Still no idea at all.

[emmie]

you missed one
what do you call a deer with no testicles,
still no *** eyed deer.

[oldmagician]

What do you call a deaf deer?

Anything you want, he can't hear you!