I've just spoken to God

[Groupie]

and bargained for Elvis in return for £100.?
He asked me if i wanted cash-back on that deal but I had to refuse, 2 legends for £100, don't want to rip him off

For the dummies Johnny Cash

[Jemisa]

Is that a joke?

Jem

[razza]

????

[RATTER15]

Eh!?

[THECORBYLOON]

Did she want cash back like you get at Asda (or Heaven) when you pay by a debit card, not (Johnny) Cash back...I get it now...........

[maggiebee]

too subtle for me!

[Jemisa]

I get it now, but it still didn't raise a titter...

jem

[Ann]

Sorry not funny unless its me!

[starone]

A worrying thought for 2012 !

10 years ago Bob Hope died

5 years ago Johnny Cash died

A couple of months ago Steve Jobs died

A few weeks ago Jimmy Saville died

Now we have no Hope, no Cash, no Jobs and nobody left to Fix It


Let's hope nothing happens to Ed Balls!

[Postdog]

I think what totally ruined it was explaining it at the end. OK, it needed explaining (and I'm not a dummy ta...) but if you have to explain it you're on a loser for sure.

[maggiebee]

Bit condescending Groupie??

[elliemay1]

What a rubbish joke! Why did you even think it was worthy of a mention?