Any Suggestions...

[1ozzy]

...where my wallet may be hiding?

It's black with moths living in it.

It'll most probably be where I left it.

[tonyav]

Mmmmmm down the side of one of the cushions on the sofa.

[albaqwerty]

apart from the fact it will be where you left it....

have you tried

back of your chair cushion
down the side of your chair
under the seat in the van/car
fridge
freezer
bread bin

(the last 3, just don't ask!)

[sapelesam]

I usually find mine in the last place I look, you should try there.

[tonyav]

The mrs's handbag ;-)

[sapelesam]

Can you remember the days before bin liners, metal bin outside. Having to tip a full bin onto newspaper and sorting through the stinking detritus in the search for that lost (insert missing object).

[albaqwerty]

got moths in it , our kid, doubt the missus will want them in her bag :-D

[1ozzy]

If it's in her handbag Tony there be trouble a brewing ;-)

No luck so far.

Checked your last three Alba

[Patsy33]

Try and trace your steps back to what you were doing earlier. Other than that, look down sides of furniture etc. Pockets in jackets and trousers. Bins! Good luck my love.

[Sam1960]

checked yer breeks !!

[albaqwerty]

sam, that was Mr Alba's job, I supervised.

[tonyav]

I'm sure she'd evict the moths, ah wench.

[albaqwerty]

oooh, 2 Sams, that's nice :-D xx

top of toilet cistern?
did you go for a shower and bathroom windowsill?

[albaqwerty]

lol our kid, Mr Alba kinda keeps his wallet close to his jewels :-)))
(moths included)

[Buenchico]

That's odd. I've just found a black wallet. It's contents include the following:

1. A season ticket (apparently forged) for the services of Great Southern Rail ;
2. A signed photograph of Shane Warne ;
3. A condom dated 'use by December 1997' ;
4. A pamphlet entitled 'A Beginner's Guide to Playing the Didgeridoo' ;
5. A cartoon drawing of a kangaroo doing something indecent ;
6. Coupons (also apparently forged) offering money off purchases of Castlemaine XXXX ; and
7. What appears to be the remains of a Vegemite sandwich.

Could it be yours, perhaps?

[woofgang]

Last time I lost mine, I found it in the freezer

[Buenchico]

^^^ Had your bank account been frozen then, Woofgang?

[vulcan42]

If it's black leather try the car again, mine slipped out of my pocket in a friends car. She eventually found it at the third attempt, blamed the leather matching the car.

[albaqwerty]

^^ hah, see, I'm not the only one who puts things away after shopping. :-)

Chris, can't be oz's, there's no mention of moths

[woofgang]

No, Chris but I panicked and got my credit cards frozen!