Well, they're very good down at B&Q - they can help out with most requests when people don't know what they want. What do you think we'll need? A screwdriver that's for sure - he's definitely got a few screws loose. Wonder if he has those little straight cuts on the top of his screws, or whether he has the little crosses? I reckon it might be the crosses, don't you? Or maybe we should get one of each?
Hurrah! The Cavalry's arrived to save the day in the shape of Theland the Brave!! Do you think we need to muster up a posse to get the critter? (Hope you realise I'm joining you in planning this exorcism whilst trying to cook dinner! Now THAT'S multi-tasking. Aren't women wonderful?!!!!).