The Prophet

[wizard69]

Has any psychiatric ward lost a patient?

[luna-tic]

Quick naomi he's returned,drop your dinner and grab your screwdrivers!
Theland, pick up the Bell , Book and candle and start the rhetoric.
I've got my trusty Black & Decker and a jug of dishwater disguised as Holy liquid.
Now what?

[naomi24]

Arrrrrghhhhh ... Luna ........ Theland ..... anybody! How about a swift steak through the heart. We're having steak tonight and I can always whip it out of the pan if you think it would help!!!!!

[luna-tic]

Yes I'm sure a good old slap around the mush with that should do the trick.
Theland, Ding your bell.

[Llamatron]

Why do I keep thinking of Carrie's mother?

I'm scared.

[Theland]

Prophet - You're right! My raiment is indeed falling from my body. It's not my fault if I can only afford duds from the charity shops though is it?
And these trackie kecks from "George" at Asda looked like a bargain too!

[Theland]

Prophet - You should have called yourself, "Preacher," because you haven't entered into any dialogue.
By the way, what's the weather going to be like tomorrow?

[luna-tic]

Why should I travel to sit at "The Prophet's" feet and listen to his wisdom when I can read snippets of his wisdom on this site and so far, I'm not that impressed.

[Theland]

What are fashion conscoius prophets wearing these days? Are you still into camel hair and leather?

[Theland]

conscious (ahem!)

[Theland]

He might have a foot fetish.

[Theland]

Prophet - Or may I call you, "Proph?"
Well Proph, you've certainly hit a raw nerve. I don't know what to make of you. Are you selling books or something.
Suppose I and others want a slice of the action, what are we supposed to do?
Please be a bit more forthcoming with the instructions.
Right now, you are as vague as the instruction book for a Halfords bike assembly manual.

[naomi24]

Right, my stalwart friends, the steak through the heart, or even around the mush didn't work; neither did the selection of screwdrivers, the mightily impressive power drill, the sacred dishwater - or even the bell, book and candle, along with Theland's command to get thee behind us creature. This mysterious entity refuses, so far, to make his message clear; to enter into dialogue, or to expose his true identity - so what's to be done? I await your command, oh great ones. We will prevail - or, on the other hand, should we just ignore him?!!

[naomi24]

Oh, help!! His post beat me to it!!!

[luna-tic]

Somebody once said, Ignorance is bliss. I'm not sure that's correct but obviously the person playing The Prophet understands the meaning.
With no debate and just proclaiming his greatness, he wishes to provoke a reaction amongst the R&S Abers and so far he has succeeded.
So I am going to extend the courtesy and not enter into his delusion of grandeur.
The usual object of Answerbank is to ask a question, so far he has failed to do even that minor task. Still, I suppose we will later be told that he doesn't need to because he already knows everything.
Peace & Love. :0)

[naomi24]

Luna, amen to that.

[Llamatron]

Yawn

[wizard69]

keep taking the pills prophet.with a bit of luck you might overdose.