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Patsy33 | 20:08 Thu 07th Sep 2017 | Jokes
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A racehorse and his entourage walk into a bar. The bouncer says “You can’t come in here with those trainers.”
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You have to watch it with these bouncers, their not very stable at the best of times.
20:16 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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In the mane Tone, I think you're right. They need reigning in...
20:18 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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Did they horse say, 'Neigh, they're my hoofers. Where's the disco?'
20:20 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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Sorry said the racehorse, I am saddled with them.
20:22 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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He did want the disco Tilly but the bouncer said if he didn't get out, he'd be for the high jump....
20:23 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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Thats the problem when you get bridled with these trainers.
20:27 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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I think the odds are against them....
20:43 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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So did the bouncers turf him out in the end.
20:45 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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He tried to. He trotted out some threat...
20:50 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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So the horse says 'Have you any shoes you can lend me.', and the bouncer says 'You're in luck we have a pair.'!
21:15 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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'pair'! Time to pack in.
21:16 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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It's a classic.
21:21 Thu 07th Sep 2017

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