Jesus H Christ! You Would Not Believe What The Missus And Her Friends Believe

[Captaincrunch]

She's got a few friends around and they've started on the wine and when this particular bunch get together i keep my distance as i have things to do today and one of them have the impressive knack of saying something so ridiculous i then spend the rest of the day, afternoon and night arguing and trying to reason with them even though the facts are heavily against them.

I had just cracked open a beer and was saying hello and enquiring about one of their husbands when i caught wind of a mini conversation going on with a small group within the group.

A lady i'll call tracey said something like you can tell when a womans a slapper because loose women ALWAYS sit with their legs apart like a man and virtuous women always sit with their legs together"

I honestly choked on my beer when i heard that and stifled a laughter as i beat my chest as i was seriously gasping for air as the beer went down the wrong way. I checked all the ladies and funnily enough all of them were sitting with their legs together, but earlier i'm pretty sure they nearly all had their legs apart.

Anyway i made my excuses and went to the garage where i could listen to the rest of her nuggets of a gem regarding this.

Do you think there's any truth in this? If you're going out tonight and you know about certain womens history and see if there's any truth to this far fetched or perhaps not theory.

My missus and her friends honestly surprise me with the amount of crap they come out with sometimes.

Personally i'm off to the pub to tell the lads about this latest episode and whilst i'm there will have a look around the pub at the local faces and see what percentage is true or not. Have a nice day if you can contain your laughter.

[owdhamer]

Sorry about the last post.

[boxtops]

I thought you were banging your head on the keyboard :-)

[owdhamer]

Bet gness only had one pair on.

[Maydup]

Holy Moses

[joko]

most women will only sit legs apart if they have trousers on - not many will sit there, mini skirt, with knickers or more just out on show etc

and even if they did, it doesnt mean anything, theyre probably just not thinking about it.

it is certainly not any sort of physical change to their hips etc brought about by lots of sex...