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She's got a few friends around and they've started on the wine and when this particular bunch get together i keep my distance as i have things to do today and one of them have the impressive knack of...
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Me and missus were invited to a friend of hers and at some point i wanted to use the toilet so was pointed upstairs. As i walked upstairs i heard "WAIT!" and he friend came running past me...
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Me and the missus was watching Jurassic park last night when it came to the water cup scene and she came up with an interesting point. You can hear the approaching Tyrannosaurus Rex's footsteps which...
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Me and the missus have a few days off work so went out shopping came home around lunchtime. I was lying down upstairs having a nap as i had a dodgy gut probably from the full english breakfast i had...
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I was sitting in my kitchen last night with the missus when her sister came over with a "surprise" for us so we're sitting there having a cuppa whilst my missus goes down this never ending...
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Earlier i've gone to the cupboard under the stairs looking for my toolbox, i opened the cupboard and was immediately buried under an avalanche of what seemed like tonnes of toilet roll so after i dug...
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And throughout you can see the guys in the front of the steam engine shoveling coal into the engine, she reckons that the old steam trains used to run like this and i cannot believe that one man can...
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She actually said to me as we were having the sunday roast "Riding horses, donkeys, camels and any other animal should be made illegal and why are we bullying animals that are smaller than us...
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Hi could someone answer this question so that i can print it off and show her? I went to boil the kettle and in she came like a wailing banshee shrieking "Don't do it!" as if the place was...

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