really old joke day!!

[pa___ul3]

Well, by the look of Andrew's post down there it's Old Joke day!!

Tell us your favourite old joke.. and no running off to the jokes section to steal one of Jemisa's!!

I'll go first..

What do you call a pea with a teatowel round it's head?
Yasser Marrowfat!!

[beattie819]

Dreadful one here..... Why does a tap drip?
Because it cant sniff.

[Frank97]

What's yellow and dangerous?


Shark infested custard!

[pa___ul3]

that's exactly the type I'm after!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

[Harry-Wragg]

What's black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra

[carrust]

Guess who I bumped into at Specsavers today?

Everybody......

[carrust]

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back?

A stick.....

[RATTER15]

Two snowmen in a garden, one says to the other "can you smell carrots?"

[pa___ul3]

aah I know another answer to that Trim but it's a bit naughty!

[RATTER15]

What do you do when you see an elephant coming over the hill?

Put up your umbrella!

[Harry-Wragg]

What do you get hanging from plum trees?

Sore arms

[pa___ul3]

two cows in a field, one goes to the other "that mad cow disease is a bit scary isn't it!"
The other goes "doesn't bother me, I'm a helicopter!"

[carrust]

What's the difference between a nun & a bishop?

You can't bash a nun........

[Frank97]

Did you know that elephants paint themselves red and hide in cherry trees?
No!
Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree?
No!
Works then doesn't it!

[Frank97]

How do two whales in a mini?



Across the severn bridge!

[RATTER15]

Three nuns walking down the road when a streaker ran by, two Nuns had a stroke but the third couldn't reach.

[daftgrandad]

If your nose runs and your feet smell,you,re built upside down !

[carrust]

For Sale....
Broken quiz machine..£20-00............
No questions asked..................

[RATTER15]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers on his bus.