Is there such a thing as

[tiggerblue10]

"Densa" for those that are challenged in the common sense department?

I often wonder.

[lilsecret]

Ask Gormless, the founder member.

[Naomicorlett]

Ask mrs-O . I am sure her son would be a member.

[Gormless]

Yes, but I have a huge membership.

[lilsecret]

Densa membership is not for townies. Just for people like you Gormy, a country member.

[Gormless]

Deeply rural Croydon!

[lilsecret]

Gormy - read it again s-l-o-w-l-y - ya dipstick!

[Gormless]

Yes, done that, it still doesn't make sense. How about another clue.

[lilsecret]

You're obviously the densest of the dense, Gormy.

[Gormless]

Cardiff is not noted for intellectuals

[lilsecret]

Definitely a count-ry member Gormless.

[Gormless]

Oh!! I get the joke now, it really is very very funny, sorry I didn't spot it first time out.

[dimple]

I won't forget

[lilsecret]

first time out?

You never go out.

[Gormless]

i went to Tescos on the Sutton bypass just today. How very dare you.

[lilsecret]

gormy - was your Tesco visit at 4a.m. - just so you wouldn't miss anything on CB?

[Gormless]

I went to Tescos in Thornton Heath yesterday at 4pm, today I went to the one on the Sutton bypass at 1pm. Would you like to know what I bought?