Howlers That Kids Come Out With....

[DTCwordfan]

Was in my local caff earlier this week, a regular with her five year old.

Apparently, she saw her Dad with his jeans low slung, his undies too, exposing the back nether regions.

"Dad, is your bottom broken?"

"No, why?"

"I can see it's cracked."


Any similar gems/gaffes with your wee ones, kids, grandkids, whoever?

[horseshoes]

Our granddaughter told us that Barney, their dog, was in the vets having his tentacles off!

[DTCwordfan]

lol, horseshoes.....

[tonyav]

LOL, t'is a cracker that one, horseshoes.

[Jeza]

When my 5 year old was in the bath he pointed to his testicles and said David told me what they are called. Go on then I said what are they called.
Bullocks he said. Mic and I still laugh about it.

[Psybbo]

Out of the mouths of babes

[Peter Pedant]

a propos of not very much I was explaining the concept of appendicitis and treatment to a five year old

and he said: o it is a bit like mum having a baby thro her belly button

and I coped wonderfully and said no that is different.... [ mum blushed. ]