There was a young woman from Barrow in Furness
Who used to have sex like a furnace
The boys were so hot
that they were shot
by the burns off her epidermis.
A man from Carlisle on the bus
Was wearing his surgical truss
When the bus hit a bump
He fell on his rump
And he cried until Barrow in Furness
( all depends on pronunciation :) )
Barrow in Furness is on the west coast
And there's nothing about which they can boast.
The locals are inbred
And are not right in the head
But have only 4 thumbs at the most.
If you meet a young lad called Jack Sparrow
Who hails from the old town of Barrow
You can shove him a fiver
and watch him come aliver <sorry>
When he shows you the size of his marrow
A strange young man from Barrow
decided to marry a sparrow.
"I grew tired of Great T its,
though I loved them to bits
and my love for a dove was to shallow"