Almost

[marval]

Seventy-three year old Sol had worked in the garment centre all his life, never finding the time to get married. But one day a beautiful seventeen-year-old girl walked into the store and it was love at first sight.

Within a month Sol and Rachel were married and on the way to Florida for their honeymoon.

"So how was it?" asked Herschel, Sol's friend, on the couple's return.

"Oh, just beautiful," replied a starry-eyed Sol. "The sun, the surf and we made love almost every night,"

"Just a minute," interrupted Herschel. "At your age, forgive me for asking, you made love almost every night?"

"Oh yes," said Sol, "we almost made love Saturday, we almost made love Sunday . . ."