Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Her Ladyship may be a little delayed, so I shall open up and welcome you all, the fire is lit in the library, so nice and cosy in there.
Tailcocks and nibbles are on the Buffet sideboard.

For the raffle I have:
2 tins of creamed mushrooms
6 Lavender bath cubes
11 wire coat hangers
and a box of moth balls.

Ena (ttfn) sends her apologies but they were couched very cryptically so I doubt the veracity of them.
Seems odd the window cleaner has announced he is away for a few days also?? Well with her wayward g;ances and the flash of the crepe stockings, who knows...

[alexanderd]

Anne still havent got changed from last weeks banquet, cant get the b..... tights off!!

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Alex, good evening, would you like a hand with your hose dear?

[alexanderd]

Whats this about ttfn and the window-cleaner? has something happened I should know about?

[anneasquith]

he has a hose ? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mamyalynne]

Anne we speak it in whispered tones.

Alex, it is an assumption on my part but is seems a bit fishy to me and she is fond of a man with a chammy.

[anneasquith]

maybe its vick........ he may have helped her a few weeks ago when she was a bit chesty, dont know anything about a chammy though,

[alexanderd]

I suspect ttfn is a hussy in disguise

[Mamyalynne]

Well I feel Alex is only fair you know, do hope am not casting too many nasturtiums

[Prudentia]

Our window cleaner always seems to appear when we are taking a bath in the en-suite every sunday, tuesday, thursday and saturday morning, yet he only charges us £1.50 for the whole cottage for the whole week, what a nice yong man!

[Mamyalynne]

Bargain Pru, though you should charge him really.

[ladyalex]

Sorry to be away so long....testing the beds for the guests.
Has Nip arrived yet, and the friar?

What has happened to you, alexanderd ? Taken up the the hoods ?
Good evening , Prudentia. Marjorie well tonight I trust ?

[Mamyalynne]

Milady am sure all the beds are ok, though will need fresh warming pans if the flights are delayed further.

[ladyalex]

OK it's a fair cop , Mamya...I was actually having forty winks......can't get anything past you.

[Mamyalynne]

Back up the wooden hill to straighten all the covers then, huff puff.

A new vat of tailcocks are ready on the side dresser

[ladyalex]

I suppose this means a decrease in wages this week.......

[Mamyalynne]

That would be helpful, I may be able to buy a Christmas card for Alfie.

[Prudentia]

Thank you and welcome back lady alex, Marjorie is very well thank you, although I am a little concerned that she expresses a wish that we have more baths and the windows cleaned every day! perhaps her eyesight is failing!

[alexanderd]

Ladya as I explained last week I was at a mediaeval banquet and I cant get these bl.... tights off. Dont know how you ladies manage

[flicrat]

Evening my lady and all.I have a lovely little plastic flag for the raffle welcoming Sven to Leicester City. Only used once ( We only scored once!) Also some empty crisp packets ftrom the grandchildren at half time. I thought we could blow them up and pop them and get an early feel for bonfire night.

[Mamyalynne]

Pru that could be a nice little earner you and Marjorie have going there.

Alex I have officered assistance dear, do bend over.