The Police Have Nothing To Go On..

[Spicerack]

Boom, boom.
https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/14/solid-gold-toilet-worth-1000000-stolen-blenheim-palace-10742429/?ico=pushly-notifcation-small&utm_source=pushly

[marval]

HaHa, perhaps the queen wanted another throne.

[Old_Geezer]

I'm mildly amused that it's called America given what they were allowing visitors to do on it.

[Spicerack]

2 answers in 2 minutes. I'm flush with success. ;-/

[marval]

It was a chain reaction.

[Patsy33]

Lol!...

[retrocop]

The 66 year old thief thought he was on a winner with a Royal Flush.

[Chipchopper]

Why can't the police measure the skid marks ?

[Patsy33]

Someone will be sitting on a fortune...

[bookbinder]

It'll be a relief when they get it back.

[Chipchopper]

I recon it was an inside job, you can't beat the cistern.

[Spicerack]

All these puns are driving me around the bend.

[andres]

It's none of my business.