Husband.

[cupid04]

Did you hear about the husband who bought a tube
of lubricating jelly, saying he was going to satisfy his wife?
He was right, she smeared it on the bedroom doorknob!

[excelsior-1]

certainly got a handle on that one, cupid

[Baldric]

A slippery customer!

[frugalfred]

She was confused about which knob....

[Psybbo]

I must be thick today.

[Old_Geezer]

Well one wouldn't want to get stuck on the doorknob. It'd be so embarassing.

[frugalfred]

"knob" is "bonk" spelt backwards.

[baza]

^^^^ is that for the benefit of those who do not know if they are coming or going.

[frugalfred]

PMSL @baza!