Embarrassing But Funny

[NoMercy]

Went out to dinner last night and spilled a tiny bit of jus down my white blouse. When I couldn't hold myself any longer and needed to go to the bathroom, I stuck my coat on and zipped it up. Unbeknown to me my faux fur was caught up in the back of my jacket and was swishing from my rear end like a tail. My mother let me walk out of the restaurant and through the bar like that. She claims she thought I had done it on purpose as some sort of fashion statement because I'd wanted to look "foxy".

Mum swap anyone?

[Zacs-Master]

I like your mum.

[tonyav]

You little minx NoM.

[snags]

'jus'

You mean gravy, yes?

[gness]

Oh yes please!!!! Bet you still looked good......if unusual. :-)

[NoMercy]

Lol. I've got to get her home now. Wish me luck... x

[Sqad]

.....the blouse?....material? silk, cotton?

How many buttons were left undone............2 or 3?

Skirt...what colour, what length, what material?

Boots?.....

More information required.

[naomi24]

This reminds me of a story a friend told me. She said when she was little, her teacher left the classroom for a few minutes, and returned with the back of her dress tucked in her knickers. :o)

[gness]

Naomi...You know you will now be asked to describe the knickers? ;-)

[Sqad]

LOL.

[joggerjayne]

If we had been asked to write the post that we thought sqad would post, most of us would have got it almost verbatim, yes.

:0D

[DTCwordfan]

One of my art teachers never wore any knickers. No wonder half the class turned gay and the other half raving perverts as it was like being up the Amazon in there....the armpits, well we swore there were anacondas sliding around.

[Sqad]

DT....I hope that you were in the "pervert group.".......;-)

[Zacs-Master]

You can have gay perverts, I'm sure.

[Zacs-Master]

When I say 'have'......

[joggerjayne]

DT's post has made me feel a bit queasy.

[Sqad]

LOL....you are on form this morning.

[joggerjayne]

LOL zacs

[DTCwordfan]

I must say that I have preference for my gals to have a landing strip or be denuded down there. No bloody wonder.

[gness]

Is DT on about a female art teacher?

[joggerjayne]

Not a fan of 1970's porn then, DT?

I'm given to understand that sqad has a large and valuable collection.