Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening every one, sorry to be a little late in opening up, but Garfield the handyman had changed the code on the Portcullis and failed to tell me the new one - in truth I think he was distracted by the new fangled tellyvisual box he now has in his lean to at the side of the old stables.

Firstly absences :
MyLud and Lady are still in the land of large dentures.

TTFN is resting/rusting in rural climes (may pop by if the compost has kept the generator going)

Alexanderd is off to a speech at the dolls hospital or something along those lines.

This weeks guest Tailcock is the Rhodfryx a touch Welsh and a bit camp, very fresh and a perfect companion to my Lamb Tagine which bubbles on the Aga, To go with this there are warm flatbreads and a vegetable Pilaf.

For those requiring a lighter bite, there are the usual tasty nibbles as well as the best wines I could sneak out of the cellar. Please ask the Butler if you need refills or any other assistance (within the bounds of decency of course).

For the rufflet I have :

Book of Birds of Eastern Europe
A 10 shilling note
Pine Loo rim block refill
bag of green wine gums

So settle in and get snug.

Mamya ♥

[Lie-in King]

"Dish the goss"? Is that one of your odd puddings, Matron?

[petal54]

least said soonest mended Mamya

[giveup]

No your Maj, its a girlie thing.

[Lie-in King]

Thank you for the timely warning, Miss - I shall take to wandering with a tray of comestibles...

[petal54]

hope not a case of cans & worms,

[giveup]

The ballroom floor feels rather sticky this evening,it needs a good polish, its interfering rather with my demonstration of the Paso Doble

[Mamyalynne]

Jut thought a tailcock would help loosen the tongue for your cousin's info re my trusty colleague a lady needs to know these things.

DTC they could be related lots of interbreeding in the Literary world, so I have heard.

[petal54]

yes please,I'll have a passionate double,thank you

[Lie-in King]

Ah, woe, woe & indeed, thrice woe, Miss - the boy that polishes the floor is absent.

Never mind, spill a little of Matron's recipe & you'll find the floor takes on an unearthly sheen...

[petal54]

I'm being ousted(not outed),Bigs wants to go on E bay,have a safe evening

[Rapunzel61]

hello Rap here. I bear riffle prizes:

1 boarding card to Irish ferries, 1/2 a bottle of Soir de Paris perfume, stopper stuck. And a 1967 edition of Burke's Peerage.
Bought chocolate covered ants for the buffet. What's tonights tailcock like?

[Mamyalynne]

Keep well Petal, don't forget the night time meds.

[slinky.kate]

another double tailcock please,my son is dropping in tonight to make sure i am behaving,he said i have to keep back from burgerking,i mean lie-in-king,he says he doesnt want a new daddy and to behave or he will disown me.

[Lie-in King]

Miss petal? May I enquire why you are selling your Bigs on ebay?

Have a tailcock, in case the ousting proves unpleasant...

[DTCwordfan]

no hairdressing offers for the dames, rapunzel? they love their locks in the Castle.

Mamya, I also heard that Literary folk were into pressing matters - one has to put the stamp down on these things

[Rapunzel61]

nobody wants to talk to me then, I'l get me coat

[Lie-in King]

(butlery splutter...)

Why, Miss kinky - a very large one it is, then. Or, as your son may phrase it, a "Whopper"

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, Miss Rapunzel! I DO apologise, I found myself spluttering somewhat awkwardly in the corner...

Please accept a large tailcock - they're Welsh, I believe? - & allow me to hide your coat with the others...

[slinky.kate]

thank you maj.a whopper is just dandy.

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Rapunzel those ants look delicious.