Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship is once more gallivanting and will not be here till later, ,may I welcome all members old and new. As is the custom ruffle tickets are available to purchase and are on the porch table.

A wonderful array of tasty nibbles and tailcocks are laid out on the long table in the banqueting hall, this weeks guest tailcock I have devised is 'Mamyas molotov' a very sprightly mix and guaranteed to liven up proceedings.

For the ruffle I have

Half a box of staples
A Gnomon
6 pencil erasers
2 energy saving lightbulbs (7 Watt)


ttfn sends apologies and may not be attending.

[Sir Alec]

I feel a fart brewing, nobody smoke!

[starone]

Sir Alec - Napalm? And you are keeping your bulldog clips in your mouth? And what do you reckon will happen if you break wind? Should we all stand well clear or risk getting shot with a bulldog clip? You really must think these things through you know - you are putting us all in danger. (gets behind mamya who has already hid behind the nearest sofa.)

[Mamyalynne]

No it is what is says on the label, a long established tradition, madness of over 50ness are general qualifications, but the rules are most relaxed and new members arrive weekly so not at all cliquey maybe a bit creaky at times.

I will get the extinguisher SirA

[Sir Alec]

It's OK, I have asbestos padding in my knickers.

[anneasquith]

sir a.................. you wear knickers ? mamy hasnt worn them for years !

[Meg]

Took some time getting here herd of goats on road.

Funny thing slowing me down, may not stop, may never get out. Probably not a bad thing!!!

[starone]

It's just fun allleath. Join in, especially if you can think of something facetious or funny to say. You don't really have to be over 50 after all who knows? but it does help to be a little bit, shall we say, eccentric? Or if you don't care for that how about concentric?

[starone]

Just by being here you have a foothold or even a handhold.

[Sir Alec]

I live in a concentric circle, it stops people from nicking my bulldog clips

[starone]

Is that one of those magic circles?

[Mamyalynne]

allleath, we do sometime have a chiropodist pop by to deal with problem feet, I am a martyr to mine and live in my tartan boottee slippers.

[Sir Alec]

I've always wondered what would happen if you put a chameleon on tartan?

[starone]

allleath, sometimes mysticmeg drops in and gives us the benefit of her second (or is it third in her case) sight. Her charges are very high and quite frankly I could get the same result with tea leaves or a pack of tarot cards. I am not jealous of course, anything but. (looks down and tries to hide grim look)

[Sir Alec]

Sorry, Starbuckone, I missed your post in the melee.
I wouldn't associate with a magic circle. I might meet up with Paul Daniels. Shriek!

[Meg]

well, starbuckone, do you drink in those places!! Please be aware, I see you winning half a box of staples, enjoy!

[DaisyNonna]

chameleon on tartan -split personality

[starone]

If I win anything else tonight it will be a blooming miracle, meg, but if I do win the staples I shall admit to half believing in your powers. Was that a free forecast, by the way? I haven't got any money left after bidding on ebay.

[Sir Alec]

Unless it's one of those weird purple or orange tartans, perhaps it would be clever enough to pick out the shade of green therein? If not, if you got a thick one, it might explode and then you'd have all the mess to clean up. On second thoughts not a good idea.