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Becoming A Priest!

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Voltage | 15:18 Sat 28th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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Paddy wants to become a priest, so he goes to see the Bishop who tells him,
 
"First, you must answer three questions about the Bible." 
 

 
Question one, "Who was born in a stable?" "Red Rum," replies Paddy.
 

 
Question two, "Do you know anything about Damascus?" "It kills 99% of all
known germs'" says Paddy. 
 

 
Question three, "What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive?" "Not
sure about that," says Paddy, "Did Popeye kick the *** out of them?"
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Avatar Image albaqwerty
chortle !!

15:20 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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Chuckle chuckle chuckle!!!........
15:24 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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He altar get the job I reckon
15:33 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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Love it!!!!!
15:34 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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He's over qualified...


16:22 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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When he was asked who Noah's wife was, he replied Joan Of Arc.
21:55 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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oh, Marval, I knew there was a reason I liked you!!

That is just wonderful!! :-DDDD
22:04 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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Thank you Alba. xx
22:06 Sat 28th Oct 2017

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