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maggiebee | 12:29 Fri 06th Sep 2013 | Jokes
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Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a "Harmony for Couples" weekend, Dave and his Partner, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?"

Dave leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, "It's Homepride, isn't it?"

Thus began Dave's life of celibacy.
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Oh,I get it. She preferred McDougals, didn't she.
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Guess he had to rely on self-raising....
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No buns in the oven, then.

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