none pc joke.

[tonyav]

Paddy caught his wife having an affair and decides to kill the b!tch and himself. As he puts the gun to his head he looks at the wife and says don't laugh you are next !

[daffy654]

pmsl :-)

[Ankou]

sounds like a night at sqads.

[tonyav]

Well I aim to please, daffy.

[Sqad]

ankou...LOL

[Bbbananas]

Nah - sqad would kill the wife, then the mistress - which would then create two vacancies.... Result!!

Oh dear, I've just realised I misunderstood the queestion. No matter - you know what I mean.

[tonyav]

Well after reading some of this afternoon's threads, I was very tempted to substitute the name Paddy with the name sqad. LOL

[Sqad]

Result....only 3 mistresses left so be careful.

[tonyav]

?

[Ankou]

doncha mean dr evadne hinge or dame hilda bracket ?

[Bbbananas]

Where do you find the stamina from sqad?
Normally, after a session with moi, the man cannot walk straight for a week, never mind go on to satisfy 4 other women. You are indeed a unique specimen of manhood.

[pericat]

do I sense a theme here ?

[Sqad]

salla....the secret is to have a rest in between..............in between the dalliances preferably.

[Ankou]

i only do donuts

[tonyav]

You have indeed peri, They have been at it all day !.

[Ankou]

ooer.

and i saw all of it

[Bbbananas]

More magazine (which my daughter, aged 13, used to buy) used to have a 'Willy of the Week'. It pictured strange shaped penises (should that be peni?) or willies that were, should we say, a little out of the ordinary.

One particular willy of the week was called 'The Doughnut'. Because of the end bit, if you can imagine.

She was particularly amused by this Doughnut-shaped willy, cut the picture out and stuck it to her pencil case. Not normal behaviour for a 13 year old? Or was it? She was asked to remove it one morning by her geography teacher.

These days, I'd have been reported as a bad mother. Honestly, and they call it progress....

[tonyav]

salla, cream or jam. ?