Damn Predictive Text

[NoMercy]

I thought I'd typed, "Any suggestions?"

:(

[Psybbo]

Hi NoM, annoying, isn't it

[NoMercy]

Annoying? Devastating!

I hit send before I realised my message read, "Anus suggestions?"

My face is actually beetroot.

[excelsior-1]

good afternoon NoM.

maybe i'm having a brain-pause .... but what are you saying or asking?

[excelsior-1]

oh - ok (lol)

[ummmm]

Lol....

There is a whole site dedicated to them. Some are hilarious.

[Psybbo]

When I type mum, it decides I'm a nun

[NoMercy]

I just want the ground to open up and swallow me...

[Old_Geezer]

http://www.damnyouaut...21231/moms-night-out/
http://www.damnyouaut...39/adult-education-2/

[Hopkirk]

A man texted his wife saying he was going to the PTA after work (parent teachers association)

She got a text saying he was going to the pub after work.

[ummmm]

Who did you send it to?

[Old_Geezer]

It keeps folk honest it seems.

[ChuckFickens]

Some of them happen so often they end up being used instead of the proper word, even when talking to each other. me and one of my mates never go for a pint anymore, we always go for a riot.

[NoMercy]

My dad!!

[ummmm]

We go for shots.

[sunny-dave]

Oh dearie me ....

[ummmm]

Lol, your Dad...has he texted back?

[ChuckFickens]

Has he replied and suggested an anus yet?

[Hopkirk]

He'll see the funny side, surely.

[excelsior-1]

lat week i messaged the god-daughter she could have a ride in my cap

[NoMercy]

Amounts to the same thing in some cases, Chuck...