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sidkid | 00:09 Fri 21st Jan 2011 | Jokes
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I’ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
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Avatar Image JonnyBoy12
That was not sandpaper, sidkid! It was a map of the Sahari desert for a blind man!
00:11 Fri 21st Jan 2011
Avatar Image Khandro
It makes me laugh, but on reflection isn't sandpaper supposed to smoothe things?
00:14 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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Well, that got me thinking, so this morning I rubbed a piece of coarse grit sandpaper across the surface of our highly polished mahogany dining table. I am now typing this from my laptop in the garden shed. This will be my home now for a while. Thanks a lot Khandro!!
17:10 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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I'm sorry about that, and I was going to say I thought your joke a bit coarse ! However, I am skilled at french polishing if you need advice.
17:20 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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Hehe!
17:22 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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Don't rub him up the wrong way!
17:57 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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french polishing....does that still have two meanings or am I just showing my age?
18:26 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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There was once a french polisher who died having swallowed a bottle of shellac; it was a sad end, but a perfect finish.
23:38 Fri 21st Jan 2011

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