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The AnswerBank Christmas Crackers
Merry Christmas!
I would like to collect together as many rubbish christmas-cracker style jokes as we can.
Remember, they've got to be short enough to go on an unreasonably small piece of paper in tiny print and be entirely rubbish.
I'll start with a couple of old "favourites":
What flies and wobbles?
A Jellycopter
What do you get if you cross a parrot and a centipede?
A Walkie-Talkie
I would like to collect together as many rubbish christmas-cracker style jokes as we can.
Remember, they've got to be short enough to go on an unreasonably small piece of paper in tiny print and be entirely rubbish.
I'll start with a couple of old "favourites":
What flies and wobbles?
A Jellycopter
What do you get if you cross a parrot and a centipede?
A Walkie-Talkie
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Claustrophobia!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments!
What is the best xmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
What do snowmen where on their heads?
Ice caps!
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle Smells!
Claustrophobia!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments!
What is the best xmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
What do snowmen where on their heads?
Ice caps!
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle Smells!