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McMouse | 10:01 Sat 01st May 2010 | Jokes
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A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won the lottery?"


She says,
"I'd take half, then leave you."


"Excellent," he replies,
"I won £12, so here's £6 - now Fcuk off!"
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