Some more one liners

[chrisrob]

Anatomy - something that everybody has but somehow looks better on a girl
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Bachelor - a fellow that can take women or leave them, and prefers to do both.
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Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress
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Psychologist - a man who watches everybody else when a pretty girl enters the room
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Neurotic - a woman who likes a psychiatrist's couch better than a double bed
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Hypochondriac - a person wants to have her ache and treat it too
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Gynaecologist - a man who works and operates in another man's field
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Gynaecologist - at your cervix, madam.
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Patient - I'm dilated to meet you.