Things You Can't Do

[Tilly2]

...when you have split skin at the top of both thumbs. 

Connect and do up a zip.

Thread a needle.

Use a knife and fork.

Open a packet.

Over to you...

[bednobs]

not true - i have a FABULOUS magnetic zip

[Tilly2]

Do tell, bednobs.

 

[melv16]

Take a pinch of salt? 

[royfromaus]

Fly a helicopter

[douglas9401]

Nip annoying children.

[Tilly2]

No, Melv! The salt would get in the cracks.

[melv16]

Go on, tilly, I dare you😁

[Tilly2]

I don't need to fly a helicopter, Roy, so that's OK.

 

[Tilly2]

Good one, Douglas. It's a long time since I nipped an annoying child.

[Tilly2]

I have a salt cellar, Melv. There's no need for me to be reckless.

[Tilly2]

Well! That went spiffingly.🙃

Thank you, Bednobs, Douglas and Melv for responding.

[Tilly2]

...and Roy.

[Canary42]

Do up top shirt button 😀

[Tilly2]

Ouch, Canary. That would hurt.

[Patsy33]

Ooh, I get that from time to time. Very painful. There's nothing much you can do, unfortunately. I don't usually swear, but....

[-SharonA-]

Use the toilet!!

[Canary42]

That must be difficult Sharon

[Tilly2]

Patsy, I swore this morning when trying to put pearl studs in my ears.

I gave up in the end.

[Tilly2]

Sharon? Why is it difficult to use the toilet?

[Prudie]

Use nail varnish remover on a ball of cotton wool, OMG that hurts.