And There's More

[Rondy]

They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from a mile away.
Seems a bit far fetched to me.
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We're renovating our house. First floor is going great. But the second floor is another story.
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Q. Do you know Murphy’s Law?
A. Yes
Q. What is it?
A. If it can go wrong, it will go wrong
Q. Do you know Cole’s Law?
A. No. What is it?
Q. Thinly sliced raw white cabbage with mayonnaise.

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