Cheated

[Chipchopper]

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye.
It turned out she was seeing someone else the whole time

[1ozzy]

Me too, but I consider myself lucky, coz I'm as ugly as a hat full

[Barsel]

Shouldn't laugh really, but I did.

[1ozzy]

It was good while it lasted.

F you Specsavers!

[Spicerack]

Reported.

[emmie]

i have too Barsel....

[emmie]

reported why?

[Spicerack]

Looks like the ABed has turned a blind eye. ;-(

[1ozzy]

Just because

[Spicerack]

Tried to make a joke, em, but couldn't get the punchline out in time.
I know a bloke who nearly got killed for the same thing.

[emmie]

sorry it must be early spicey....

[1ozzy]

By a cross eyed assassin?

[Spicerack]

There was a gag doing the rounds.
' That sounds like fighting talk where I'm from'
Short pause 'Luckily, I moved last week'
Our hero paused a little too long.

[Patsy33]

What's her point of view on the situation?..

[mallyh]

was she the teacher that couldn't control her pupils

[Spicerack]

The Iris Dancing teacher?

[Patsy33]

I think I know him, Spicey. Lens always had a wandering eye..

[Ken4155]

One eye looking at you, the other looking for you.

[mallyh]

this is a bit of a cockeyed joke x

[Spicerack]

Glad to see you've turned over a new leaf, mallyh.

[mallyh]

Spicerack you were right i do need specsavers lol x:-)