Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

A furniture store keeps calling me.
All I wanted was a one night stand.

[emmie]

call the chippendales, sure they can help.

[murraymints]

hmmmmm

[emmie]

i have an Ikea you like telling these tall boy tales.

[1ozzy]

Sofa so good

[DTCwordfan]

well there's another one that I will shelve.

[Chipchopper]

You must tell them "chest what do you think you're playing at"

[emmie]

stand and deliver - daylight robbery

[Patsy33]

They just wanted to help with your drawers..

[Smowball]

Lol