Army Call Up

[Rondy]

Sixty-one years ago, Kenny James, a North Wales mountain man, was called up by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Kenny a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Kenny for 61 years.