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maggiebee | 11:26 Mon 11th Apr 2022 | Jokes
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I was in a restaurant the other night.
I said to the waiter "We'll have some wine with our meal and make sure it's a good voltage." "Doesn't sir mean vintage?"
"No" I said "Voltage. Your prices are SHOCKING!!!
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...and, of course, wine is even dearer in Scotland...
11:29 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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And that's just the Service Charge!
11:40 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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right, you're on a charge. I hope they put you in a dry cell.
11:43 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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You should have stayed with Irnbru
11:48 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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What's the current rates?..
13:01 Mon 11th Apr 2022

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