Eskimo

[Rondy]

A young Eskimo boy comes in from school.

"Mum, what's for dinner tonight ?"

"Vera Lynn", said his mother.

"Ohhh, no - not whale meat again !!"

[davebro]

Oh dear (not sure Inuits hunt whales - only seals!)

You'd have a job loading a whale into a kayak - haha!

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[Ken4155]

Husband comes home from work ."What's for tea, love?"
"Fec kin fish" she replies.
"No eed for that language" he admonishes.
"No, that's what it's called" she laughs.
Son comes down from doing his homework in his bedroom and sits at the table. "Whats for tea, dad?" he asks.
"Fec kin fish" dad replies.
"That's what i like, dad. Man to man talk. Pass the fec kin vinegar."