My Wife

[piggynose]

is leaving me because of my love for horse racing, she’s at the gate aaand she’s off!

[Patsy33]

...but you're such a stud..

[Ken4155]

Hope she hasn't saddled you with all the debt.

[Hopkirk]

She doesn't like you using the whip.

[piggynose]

i dont know, i cant hear her very well, i think shes a little ho(a)rse.

[brian j john]

You should have married her each/way

[piggynose]

whose favourite to come up with something funnier? or less droll?
my monies on hopkirk, even though he`s a rank outsider.

[Patsy33]

You should've reined her in...