Goldfish

[Rondy]

Today I went to my local pet shop to buy some goldfish, the assistant asked: "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I'm not bothered what star sign they have."

[Patsy33]

You want a water sign...

[Tilly2]

Pisces?

[johnny.5]

little known fact
most goldfish suffer from epilepsy

[Tilly2]

Aww! Do they?

[Toorak]

What a load of carp!

[johnny.5]

yes tilly
but you can't really tell until
you take them out of their bowl

[Spicerack]

^Lol.
Guardian readers. Double lol.

[Tilly2]

What you on about, Spicey?

[Chipchopper]

I saw a lovely looking goldfish in a pet shop and I said to it " Hello handsome, whats your name ?.
I was really astonished when it mouthed the word back at me "Bob"

[Ken4155]

Well known fact that all fish are born under the star sign of Pisces:-)

[Ellipsis]

Aries other jokes any better?

[Patsy33]

Me and my partner had words over zodiac signs. Taurus apart..