This Man Went To The Pub...

[Spicerack]

He didn't speak to anybody and then went home to bed.

[DTCwordfan]

well, that's not a very nice joke as he was, no doubt, dumb - where's Lydia on this one?

[fourteen85]

Ive had a few nights like that in my time

[SparklyKid]

Lydia had a valid point.

[Spicerack]

She didn't.

[DTCwordfan]

we're in bleeding jokes and if it ain't clear, I'm taking the Watney's here.

[DTCwordfan]

not sure who or what you are talking about....??

[AuntLydia]

Well obviously I did.

[DTCwordfan]

well, you missed my comment about having a daughter with short term memory issues that many thought was dyslexia - and that there's a need to separate jokes away from just generic ones versus understandably detestable ones when and if they become personal.

Retro's was the former and not the latter, I hope...if it had been, I too would have shouted high and low.

[DTCwordfan]

which joke theme, can't remember.....lol

[AuntLydia]

There was an Englishman an Irishman and Scotsman in a pub





its a very cosmopolitan pub.

[Spicerack]

It was the funny story about the monkeys killing an old man, lol.
Guess someone on here knew an old man who died.

[DTCwordfan]

Men drinking Cosmopolitans - what is this world coming to?

[DTCwordfan]

that story was actually true - took place in India.

There was another with an American zoo keeper who had an elephant with constipation - he used four medicines to no avail, tipping buckets down the elephant until......

he was, unfortunately, behind the elephant when the dam broke - flattened and covered in over 200 pounds of elly-poo......

[Mamyalynne]

The Monkey killing a man thread was in News, however the confusion is understandable given some replies.

[DTCwordfan]

it was reported in the Daily Tel, mamya......

[Mamyalynne]

Yes I know, and that is what I am saying - the title and replies made it into a joke thread - that presumably is why it went.

[DTCwordfan]

over censorship by the sounds of it - oh well, I'm not going to lose any sleep over that and Spice has his best answer back (see other this man went to the pub from me - not sphat's-