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Voltage | 14:08 Fri 08th Dec 2017 | Jokes
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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. Ive just been to The doctors he says I'm OK, but I feel like Im dying!
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feeling blue?
14:15 Fri 08th Dec 2017
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bit green around the gills are we?
14:15 Fri 08th Dec 2017
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i'm browned off!!
14:17 Fri 08th Dec 2017
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don't worry, you'll soon be in the pink
14:18 Fri 08th Dec 2017
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could be worse, you could have a yellow belly.

(nowt wrong with green, you can go off some folk y'know :-D )
14:20 Fri 08th Dec 2017
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i love a bit of green ;-)
14:21 Fri 08th Dec 2017
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never mind you'll soon be in the pink
14:21 Fri 08th Dec 2017
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blimey im hearing things twice lol
14:23 Fri 08th Dec 2017
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The only food colouring that I know, is obtained from the cucumber and is called burple.
19:59 Fri 08th Dec 2017
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I passed out earlier had a black out!
20:10 Fri 08th Dec 2017
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Tint that bad. Hue feeling better now?...
20:21 Fri 08th Dec 2017
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yes thx patsy i have a bit of colour in my cheeks!
10:30 Sat 09th Dec 2017

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