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Patsy33 | 12:02 Sun 15th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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Got in a fight with a sea creature that I thought was my friend,
turned out he was anemone.
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He needs a stinging rebuke ...
15:01 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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And now you're all abalone again. (sob, sob)
15:14 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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Did you do it on porpoise?
15:37 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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He thinks he's a man o war!
15:44 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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So you didn't have a whale of a time then
16:11 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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Left you floundering a bit Patsy?
16:12 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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Well done Patsy33, I rather like that.
16:14 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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Thanks whiskeryron. I rather like it myself! :-)
16:24 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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Did you mussel him into submission
22:41 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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Did he use the Boston Crab move on you.
22:43 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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I did Ozzy, eel pay for that!..
22:45 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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Make him cough up sick squid
22:48 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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I wanted to krill him!
22:49 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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You are a ray of sunshine Patsy.
22:57 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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You be warmed the cockles of my heart Marval!
23:37 Sun 15th Oct 2017

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