Shocked

[Patsy33]

People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician...

[kawanabe]

Another good un,Patsy33.

[Old_Geezer]

I think you're muddling up cause and effect.

[Patsy33]

I think I get my wires crossed sometimes..

[marval]

I am glad I switched to this joke, you are such a live wire Patsy.

[Zacs-Master]

Better than being a weather forecaster with depression who's doctor said he was feeling a little bit under the weather.

[Patsy33]

Your This electrician arrives home at 3am.
His wife asks him, “Wire you insulate?”

He replies, “Watt’s it to you? I’m Ohm, aren’t I?”...

[Capeman]

Henry, that Hertz, you should have been here last Faraday.

[Chipchopper]

The biggest shock comes when, the qualified electrician hands you the bill :-0

[melv16]

This question should be in current affairs.

[Dinapal]

You should ask what he charges first then.

[fourteen85]

Patsy , I thought the reply was 'Watts it to you Amp ohm now'

[melv16]

Yayyyy, best answer:-) I don't get very many :-(