Heard

[marval]

I've heard a rumour The Wok Inn takeaway down the road is being closed down due to poor hygiene.

Could just be Chinese whispers though.

[jno]

you could be wong.

[Chipchopper]

Shouldn't think so, I saw the roaches doing aerobics.

[Svejk]

I heard they had lice. ;-(

[Tilly2]

Flied ones, Svejk?

[retrocop]

Full of Reeking Tuck!!

[marval]

It took a lot of people to move the furniture, because it weighed won ton.

[Clanad]

We asked our new Chinese neighbors if they'd walk the dog while we were gone for the day… haven't seen the dog since...

[Prudie]

you can get a vegeterian option now - Not Poodle