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marval | 16:15 Thu 20th Feb 2014 | Jokes
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A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer.

The bartender informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunk patrons.

After a few harsh words, the bartender suggested to the drunk he prove
he wasn't drunk by doing twenty push-ups on the floor.

As he was doing the push-ups, another drunk staggers into the bar and
sees this guy on the floor doing push-ups.

He looks at him for a minute and then kicks him in the ribs saying.

"Fella, I think your girl friend has gone home."
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