Why Do I Do Things Like This?

[Tilly2]

We have just come back from town and I was persuaded to buy a Dickinson and Morris pork pie. When we got home Mr T made some tea and cut a couple of slices of pie for us both. He had thrown the wrapper away and wrapped the remaining pie in foil.

I sat down to eat mine and before I ate it, asked how many calories the piece of pie had. He didn't know , or care. I searched for the wrapper, read the blurb, calculated the number of calories, took the pastry off and ate the meat. The dogs had the pastry.

I swear I heard Mr T mutter, 'For goodness sake', under his breath.

[stewey]

Perhaps it was the dog MUTTering that the pastry was good.

[gness]

Because we were put on earth to make men mutter, Tilly....x

[shoota]

For goodness sake!

[Tilly2]

Yeah, stewey! It must have been. It is the best part after all.

[RATTER15]

Get it down your neck woman, it'll put some hairs on your chest. Xxx

[flump1]

Probably as many calories in the " meat" as is in the pastry Tilly ! x

[cazzz1975]

women are their own worst enemies sometimes

[Tilly2]

Perhaps that's what he said, Ratter. It was hard to hear. Unlike Shoota, who is shouting.

Evening, gness. You feeling better today?

[Tilly2]

Do you think so, flump? Maybe I should have eaten the pastry and given the meat to the dogs.

[shoota]

Pork pie without pastry is pate.
Pate should be eaten with buttered toast.
Or pastry.
When it becomes a pie which is tasty and nice.

[flump1]

Maybe, you should have eaten it all (slice) enjoyed it and ignored a few wayward calories ? ! xx

[Tilly2]

Why can't I sit and eat a slice of decent pork pie without wittering about the calories?

[shoota]

Exactly.

[Tilly2]

Buttered toast, Shoota................Are you joking?

[Tilly2]

I once had a boyfriend who used to answer my questions with another question. I got rid of him .

[Svejk]

You'll never have to worry about calories around here, till. ;)

[gness]

Getting worse by the day, Tilly but now have official meds......couldn't eat a pork pie today but perhaps tomorrow...with the pastry....☺

[marval]

I like the pastry, so I would have eaten the lot.

[shoota]

You mean like:
'You dancin?'
'Youaskin?'
Sort of scenario?

[horseshoes]

I LOVE pork pies but they are just soooooooo bad.