I Have Bought

[marval]

There was a businesswoman who had just made millions of dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik.

When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her diamonds and rubies and a silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she declined.

The Sheik insisted so she said that she had just started to play golf and maybe a set of golf clubs would be nice.

A few weeks later she received an e-mail from the sheik.

"So far I have bought you three golf clubs. I hope you aren't disappointed that only two of them have swimming pools."

[frugalfred]

She must have been a nice birdie!

[marval]

Not my cup of tee

[frugalfred]

Rather brassie, perhaps.

[Baldric]

I've gone green with envy!

[Psybbo]

Bunkers, fred

[marval]

Who shall I putt as best answer?

[Baldric]

guess she'll just have to rough it!

[frugalfred]

I see we've succeeded in sheikhing up the punsters!

[marval]

She has a fairway to go.

[Baldric]

Two with swimming pools?
I'll bet there was a hole in one!

[Psybbo]

The Iron(y) of it all

[marval]

Yes, wood you believe it.

[Psybbo]

No Baldric, it was the third that didn't have a hole in it

[frugalfred]

..and she said "Dubai me another club!"

[marval]

Oil have to think about that

[frugalfred]

...and he took out a big wadi of notes...

[frugalfred]

...and that caused a gulf between them...

[excelsior-1]

tee hee

[crosswhit99]

You lot are driving me crazy

[frugalfred]

Any links?