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What Day Is It?

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marval | 20:24 Thu 31st Jan 2013 | Jokes
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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do!" he indignantly answered, getting up from the table and going out of the door to the office.

At 10am, the doorbell rang.

When the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses.

At 1pm the doorbell rang again.

This time, a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favourite chocolates arrived.

Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

When he did, she exclaimed, "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress! I've never had a more wonderful St.George's day.
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That would only work once.
Maybe the dragon made him think of St. George!
Good one M.

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Tee-hee. good one marval.

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