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marval | 22:35 Thu 31st Jan 2013 | Jokes
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A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:


Lady: I lost my Husband
Inspector: What is his height?

Lady: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Lady: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes?

Lady: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair?

Lady: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was he wearing

Lady: suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him?

Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together, and the lady started crying.

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!

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Brilliant marval.
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Thank you maggie
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Tee-hee another good one marval.

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