Now here's a question that can't be answered.

[wendilla]

Are my lottery numbers going to come up tonight?

[wendilla]

Probably not

[Psybbo]

Of course they are, wendy

[aelmpvw]

not unless they're the same as mine

[tonyav]

Dunno wendilla, do you think mine will ?.

[Arksided]

sorry I can't answer but no they're not, its my turn.

[wendilla]

I'm willing to share.

[tonyav]

Well in that case then wendilla, yes they are.

[factor-fiction]

If you've bought 13,983,816 tickets, each with a different combination, I am sure you will win the top prize, although you may have to share the winnings with other winners and you'll need to make sure you don't lose your ticket

[Psybbo]

Factor, reality is depressing

[tonyav]

Mmmmm, pretty good odds then, factor.

[dickythecook]

Bummer, off to do the lottery

[marval]

I did ask the bloke in the shop for the wining numbers. But I don't expect to win, good luck wendilla.

[aelmpvw]

might take a while to find it as well factor

[Iluvspikey]

Wendilla, if your luck is anything like mine, you will probably have two numbers and the bonus, which is no good, or two numbers and one off a couple on the same line, or either side of one of your numbers.

[dickythecook]

Righto, that's won then, NOT!

[jno]

"No"

[wendilla]

Iluvspikey yes you are right there . Never had much luck on the main lottery . Had more luck on the hotpicks and the Irish Lottery.

[ChuckFickens]

I can't be bothered to work it out.... but I'm guessing if you had bought "13,983,816" tickets you'd need a few lorries to take them home.

[wendilla]

And then I would probably just win a few tenners Chuck.

[MarkRae]

Not if you bought them on line...