Cockatoo

[dickythecook]

The pirate comes home after three years marauding on the high seas and says to his wife. You can have the choice between the parrot or the cockatoo.
The wife chooses the parrot because, as she told him, I've had a cockatoo since you left

[starone]

Tee-hee very naughty

[marval]

Ooh lol