A Cockatoo? (It's a long one....)

[Bbbananas]

This is unsavoury, but I swear it's true.
Last night I dreamt of a cockatoo (ooh - rhymes).

No word of a lie folks - last night I dreamt I cr@pped a cockatoo. Not cr@pped on, or cr@pped near, I actually cr@pped one. A pure white one, that came out white despite where it came out from....ugh.
What a commotion (Actually - it WAS the motion). Gawd blimey, I even dream in innuendoes.

Now, can anyone think of a psychological explanation pf this dream? Is it a sign I should become a Born Again Christian? Should I get a job in an aviary? Or should I just arrange for myself to be committed?

(No prizes for the obvious two retorts... as in "You've always liked a cock-or-two" or "you talk a lot of sh1te, now you're dreaming it....".)

I told my daughter. She's very worried about me....

[Bbbananas]

Yes.
Do you think the colour is of any significance? I value your opinion vibra, as a Man Of The World...

[Ankou]

funny innit, you never really see that white poddle poo on the pavements any more.
and it aint because the owenrs are putting it in the bins neither, inconsiderate swine.

[mccfluff]

i dreamt i was being stalked by darthvader ( i woke up to find the cat snoring tucked up next to me) being rescued by hans solo was fun...

have no idea what you dream means but i think you should commit yourself to more odd dreams

[A.Guest]

Yes salla, he's so cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7IZmRnAo6s

[Ankou]

reminds me of the time i dreamt i was eaten by r2d2.
i woke up in a bin.

[Bbbananas]

I love dreaming, and am renowned for odd ones. But this was rather disconcerting. I could at least have been a dove...

[joggerjayne]

Maybe it was because you used to own one?

You did own one, didn't you? Everybody says ...

"That salla ... she's 'ad a cockatoo"







(well, someone had to do that gag!)

[Bbbananas]

JJ - As I said, no prize....

A.Guest - great dancing, rotten music ;-)

[Ankou]

i might have known you would gag on a cockatoo jj

[carrust]

I think this is more like the bird that salla cr@pped:-)http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.as
p?i=V2038

[carrust]

Whoops link didn't work...help anybody...

[joggerjayne]

http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V2038

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[Bbbananas]

pmsl - literally. That is so funny.
I love the t*** bit .....!!
Thanks guys. (by the way, didn't you think that sounded like doc spock's voice narrating & tittering?!)

[Marijn]

I love the dancing cockatoo and the rude parrot, thanks for those.
The dream means you will have a lovely, lucky day.

[Bbbananas]

notafish - thank you for that. Everyone else has been rude, derogatory or said I'm a freak. xx

[Slapshot]

I'd be offended if i was you Salla, this lot are suggesting you're a bit of a slapper...

As to your dreams, in think if people spend too much time analysing them they can let life slip by. Go out and have some fun rather than worry what your dreams are about. It's a bit odd, but as these psychologists always say, nearly 80% of dreams are sexually related ....... any more you want to talk about..;-)

[Marijn]

I expect they've all had wierder dreams than that, but won't admit it. I know I have. My son once dreamt he was a cheese sandwich and that his older brother tried to eat him. :-)

[Bbbananas]

Slapshot, bless ya - although there's always a lot of slapper jokes about me - I like to think that most people realise I'm not really one... just a pretend trollop and someone who likes to joke - mostly about all things rude.
The dream was true, but although I find dreams interesting, I don't spend hours analysing them. Maybe I just went to bed constipated?!!