Knickers

[Barmaid]

I've been away for a few days with work so have not been able to collect my chooky eggs. Just went out and spent some time with my girls. I can only carry 3 eggs in one hand so I put the rest in my pocket.

Walked in the house - Mr BM says "come and give us a hug", before i could say "not now" he grabbed me. I am now covered in egg...........

[DTCwordfan]

so Mr BM is well and truly fried.....

[excelsior-1]

the yolk's on you, Barmaid

[owdhamer]

Was he eggscited.

[Psybbo]

No DT scrambled, Asbo will lick you clean

[friedgreentomato]

rofl

[DTCwordfan]

what's the legal position on this eggsactly, Barmaid,assault and battery? well, something must be hatching in your mind as to the battery bit......

[jackthehat]

That's what happens when you give Mr BM a 'free-range'........:o)

[excelsior-1]

if it goes to court .. how much compensation will be shelled out?

[friedgreentomato]

lets face it Jack its not often that Mr BM get to be free range!!!

[emmie]

you must be eggstatic.

[Psybbo]

Bet le l-egged it

[jackthehat]

Eggs-actly!!!

[excelsior-1]

some eggs-trordinary responses on here

[emmie]

time to put the kettle on, and keep calm and carry on,

[emmie]

does this make you an egghead...

[Barmaid]

pmsl, you all make me laugh.

I've changed now out of egg covered fleece and jeans cos I have people due anytime soon.

flump me, he's not wanted a hug for days and he waits til I am laden with eggs to give me the biggest squeeze ever.

[friedgreentomato]

Perhaps it was done on purpose!!

[excelsior-1]

never feel that you are eggs-empt from a spontaneous hug.

[emmie]

wouldn't this be an eggplant, yaaa

[DTCwordfan]

Come here my love
Let me give you a hug
Take of your garden glove
Crack six knickers eggs.
Reach for the kitchen butter.
Stir in the gooey dregs
Break the remaining yolks.
And make you flutter.
Stoke the heat.
Hear you sizzle.
Shake the salt,
just a drizzle.
Flip you over,
just like that.
Press you down.
Squeeze you flat.
Pop the toast.
Spread jam thin.
Say the word.
Barmaid the Supper's in .